Actors needed to act out Big Games

After spending too many minutes on hold this afternoon trying to figure out if there is a way to get a subscription to watch sporting events via wi-fi so folks can watch using their own handheld devices, I remembered why we don’t have tv at the restaurant.  If anyone knows the answer to this question, btw, let me know – we WOULD like to offer a wi-fi password to folks interested in watching, say, the world cup or the Cardinals or something.  But, currently, figuring that all out is beyond me.

That said, maybe we could have actors act out the games in question on Big Game nights?  They could listen on the radio and then do it?  If there are actors out there who might be interested in figuring that out, and might be willing to do this in trade, let me know! Thanks!